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Duke Cannon, MALL SANTA’S COUGH SYRUP

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Duke Cannon, MALL SANTA’S COUGH SYRUP SKU: DUKE-1000001 Description: Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese. PRODUCT SPECS Smells like The North Pole and peppermints At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps Made in the USA by humans, not elves According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys. A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military Size: 10 oz bar INGREDIENTS Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract. *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

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